Asteroid fell off. So we're bringing it back to the fucking $Moon.
The ultimate degen comeback bet, paired directly with $ASTEROID.
Place your comeback bet
No fake utility. No 47-page roadmap. Pick a side and watch the dog fly.
01 / The pair
$Moon / $Asteroid
Two tokens. One orbit. Absolutely no adult supervision.
Contract pending
02 / The mission
Phase 01 Find the bottom ›
Phase 02 Strap on rocket ›
Phase 03 Fucking send it ›
Insert coin
The dog has two options:
Die on Earth or send it to the $Moon.